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Wednesday, 18 November 2009

  • Dear phishers and spammers...

    Dear phishers and spammers,

            It is true that I really do enjoy seeing big numbers on my browser while it loads my email inbox.   I'm sure it is loads of fun to change your name a hundred times a day just to send me the same email.  You're very thoughtful that way.  I bet you can't wait to go to work in the morning, knowing that I will be the recipient of your many enticing offers and lofty promises. 

            Please keep in mind that I'm educated enough to know that a new watch will not increase my ability to beat up the pimp on the street corner.  For all I know, you bought it from the inside of his cousin's trench coat while he was in between his daily flash at the passing school busses.  Thanks, but no thanks.

            Another thing to remember (at least to appear as a more legitimate source of amazing bargains) is being able to properly spell each of your pseudonyms.  While I am sure you're just trying to be creative, "Jenna" is far more effective than the phonetic "Jen-nuh."  That said, it does bring a smile to my face because I think of Sloth from Goonies, dressed as a pirate and yelling, "Hey Jen-nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh!"

             Lastly, wanting me to spread the love is admirable.  However, wanting me to (expletive) the (expletive) with every (expletive) to "put a smile on my face" is just gross.  That's for retarded dogs and the occasional mad cow.  In fact, it is generally impossible for people to do the things you suggest to me no matter what pill you're offering.  I'd normally try to applaud your efforts to make it seasonally relevant with the approaching holidays, but you're uncanny ability to be obscene tanks any effort you make to pitch your product.

            Gook luck with your numerous annoying endeavors. 

    Sincerely,
    Meghann 

  • Boob news and lobster holiday...

    I saw the breast specialist yesterday to see what she wanted to do about this blessing of a cyst (yes, the cyst is a blessing because it is NOT a tumor  ).  Being a surgeon, among other things, I figured she was going to suggest an afternoon of slice-and-dice sometime next month.

    Not so! 

    She said that it would likely go away once Maria was weaned.  If it didn't bother me, I can nurse Maria for as long as I want and not have to worry about about it.  If the cyst gets larger, however, she'd like me to come back in and she'll drain it in the office.  No surgery necessary.  To say I was pleased would be an understatement.

    Also, they gave me a tube of lip gloss that had the office info printed on the side of the tube instead of a business card.  It was really cute!

    On the tail of such a good news morning, I spent all afternoon cooking dinner for the next few days.  The apartment suffered greatly in the cleanliness department, but since I don't have to worry about making dinner for the next few days I can focus all my energy toward cleaning.

    John and I, in the spirit of fellowship with our Byzantine hosts, have decided to honor the Eastern Rite's pre-Christmas fast.  This means we are vegan until Christmas (don't worry, the kids aren't observing in the least).  Our priest explained that I was mistaken and fish is NOT allowed, but spineless creatures ARE allowed.  We can't have fish, but we can have shrimp and clams and things like that. 

    With that in mind, we are planning on a lobster-centric Thanksgiving.  I'm bummed about missing out on turkey, which has to be my all-time favorite, but I also like the occasional break from tradition.  Since we can't use butter on the lobster, we're already planning on trying out some different finishing oils.  I am still doing my homework on those.

    The real head-scratcher for me is dessert.  I'm not brave enough to try for pies or tarts without butter in the crusts. 

    Any ideas? 

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

  • Epic breakfast failure.

    I was set to make pancakes this morning and eager to get to it when I realized that Thomas was gulping down the last of the milk.  No big deal, thought I, for I have canned milk in the...  oh, not milk, but sweetened condensed milk.

    I've never claimed to be a genius in the kitchen, especially when having to ad lib a recipe.  I can follow a recipe and even get bold enough to add a little more or a little less of certain ingredients, but substitutions have always been a craps shoot for me.

    Well, I did half of the condensed milk and half water (since the milk was so thick) and began pouring the batter into the skillet.  They were liquid on top and burnt on the bottom when it came time to flip, so I pulled out the waffle iron and decided to try my luck at that. 

    Since I didn't realize I was out of milk until after I had added sugar to the recipe, adding sweetened condensed milk to the recipe caused a funky crystallization of the sugar on the outside of the waffles.  The kids were over the moon about the ridiculously sweet waffles.  I kept to my coffee.  John woke up late and didn't have time to grab and go since I had to change the entire method of cooking after I had started.  Sigh.

    My efforts now shift to the world of vegan cooking.  We're participating in the Filipovka fast with the Byzantines that will go until Christmas.  We don't have to, but it won't hurt us.  We'll not subject the kids to strict adherence, but we are expanding our temporary veganism to more complete foods like Ezekiel bread.  I have a recipe ready to go, but I'm wondering if it would be cheaper to just buy the loaves. 

    Oh!  Totally random note: I found a doll house I want to get for Maria.  It's a decorate-and-assemble-yourself kit at Joann's.  I used to always make doll houses out of shoe boxes or book shelves (after dumping out all the books, which my parents loved.   I have since resolved that, if I ever have a daughter, she's going to have a doll house, no matter how lavish or modest.  If she never plays with it, fine.  If she plays with it to the point of vaporization, even better!

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    I plan to decorate it in more "girlie" colors and shades.  I have also discovered that they are building a Michael's craft store near here and will be counting the days until they open so that I might raid their doll house furniture section. 

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

  • A little late, but here they are...

    I promised pictures!

    First we went to the Shrine of the Immaculate Conception.
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    It was filled with amazing mosaics.
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    (That's the Byzantine Chapel.)

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    (The Virgin and the serpent, which was just awesome.)

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    Our Lady of Chestahova

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    The Blessed Sacrament Chapel.

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    The Miraculous Medal.

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    This is Our Lady of La Vang.  I have never seen Our Lady portrayed with Asian features and I thought it was really neat.  I am going to do more research on her because I had never heard of her before this.

    There were some great statues of saints and a great one of Bl. Mother Teresa of Calcutta, but my camera had already started to die at this point, so I wanted to conserve what I had left for the Smithsonian.

    Then we went to the mall by the Capitol where we hit the Air and Space Museum and the Natural History Museum.
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    There were plenty of locals walking their dogs and offering their time to take pictures of tourists.  It was really cute to see.  This particular picture was taken by a middle aged man who was great about getting the kids to look at the camera.

    The Air and Space Museum:
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    I lost Joseph here for about ten seconds while John was in the gift shop.  It was the most terrifying ten seconds for both Joseph and myself.  He was a sobbing wreck when I found him (a mere 20 feet away).  I waited until we got to the car to sniffle and huff.

    Here we are at the Natural History Museum.  The kids loved it, even though they were pretty tired by this point.  When we hit the ocean section, Thomas' eyes were as big as dinner plates and he had this dopey grin as though we entered his own personal heaven on earth.
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    Random sculpture that I didn't think was a total waste of space (it reminded me of winter):
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    The sculpture gardens were a laugh riot.  I bet every last one of those artists giggled all the way to the bank.  I'm not trying to sound like an ignoramus when it comes to art, but impressionism and abstract art (in general) just annoy me. 

    The Capitol building:
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    "Freedom," the statue on top of the dome:
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    Bl. Junipero Serra, in the hall with the statues of other past statesmen and diplomats:
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    The Washington Monument.  With this, my camera died.
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    We drove past the White House.  I had never seen so many cops in all my life.

    Relaxing in the hotel before we took off for the National Zoo.  I was smart enough to bring my camera charger.
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    Yep, Joe is digging for gold...

    The National Zoo.  I took a lot of pictures of various animals, but I didn't feel like uploading them all here.  I don't think they had much of anything that you can't see at other zoos.  Well, they had pandas, but we couldn't see them.
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Thursday, 05 November 2009

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    • Name: John and Meghann
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  • John and I graduated from Benedictine in May of 2003, and married three weeks later. We've since grown as a family with our son Thomas, who is now 4, and Joseph, who is three already! Maria, our third baby and glorious addition, was born July 13th, 2007! We are Traditional Catholics dedicated to raising our children to revere and love the Traditional Mass.